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I think I'm funny

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via ruinedchildhood)

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lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton, via lottiepots)

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quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

(via dumbpost)

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via lizziemcjagger)

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story


Answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via ruinedchildhood)

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thetowndrugdealer:

me putting nash grier where he belongs

thetowndrugdealer:

me putting nash grier where he belongs

(Source: starbrain, via lizziemcjagger)

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any DS user (via xnewleafx)

(via joshpeck)

where the heck did my stylus go
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restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!

(Source: pleatedjeans, via dumbpost)

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sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

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teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

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